[evansgarfield]

DOCTOR WHO

4.16 | The Waters of Mars (2005-)

[withbadhair]

I understand the appeal of unrequited Royjamie because obviously Jamie is very wet and pathetic and nobody wants him etc but I also don't really get it because Roy is OBSESSED with Jamie. Like insanely insanely obsessed. He fucked his ex-girlfriend, he tried to fuck his mom, he went out of his way to create a situation that would allow him to spend hours alone with him every day, he watched his TV show almost the entire time they were apart, he's fixated on his genitals, he ended his career overextending himself to tackle him, etc etc etc etc.... He's CRAZY

[atorionsbelt]

once roy has unrestricted access and hands on jamie unfortunately for everyone else they are going be permanently attached inside like this

[nitrosplicer]

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

[mobydyke]

my dad is listening to a song from jesus christ superstar in the other room and I can't tell if it's just a different recording than he or I usually listen to or if that really is kermit singing as jesus

[mobydyke]

okay preliminary casting ideas (I am accepting suggestions)

• kermit as jesus (a given)
• miss piggy is an obvious choice for mary but I'm thinking she is the only muppet with the strength of personality to be judas
• sam eagle is caiaphas
• bunsen and beaker together are pilate (bunsen does the speaking, beaker does the whipping (???))
• statler and waldorf provide commentary and comedic relief as per the usual. after judas hangs himself they proclaim "he's the lucky one! now he doesn't have to be in the movie anymore!" and then when he reappears for heaven on their minds they throw popcorn at the screen and yell "you're not the one who returns after 3 days! didn't he even read the book?"

[mobydyke]

morning additions

• fozzy is peter. I will also accept gonzo as peter if simon is rizzo
• animal is herod. my mom is arguing for swedish chef but I'm standing my ground
• if swedish chef is herod, animal is simon. no argument.
• gonzo and rizzo could do mary I think. I'm stuck bc miss piggy would be a great mary but I can't think of a single muppet capable of being judas
• not a casting idea but I need u to imagine kermit gethsemane and kermit the temple. effervescent.

[calamitys-child]

Oh my god avery I'm so happy I get to present you with this

[rikodeine]

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

[robert-hadley]

Villa Imperiale, Pesaro. Photo by Ashley Hicks for Cabana magazine.

[lamberts]

Yeah, I’m aware this doesn’t make a lot of sense. What I’m trying to say is, the problem is different. The solution needs to be different.

[brattylikestoeat]

[justspicysixthings]

stranger things + tweets // argyle

[inneskeeper]