[mousette]

Deeply unserious country

[conzoop]

[theshadowrealmitself]

Again, I really really do like it when Vulcans actually are able to regulate their emotions really well and do appear as completely blank to other species

But I also have a weakness for like, Vulcans seeing a Human being really distressed because they have something that terrifies them happening, like a spider or a species that resembles spiders but really fucking large crawling on them, but the Human is obviously trying to calm themselves down and relax

Meanwhile there’s another Human next to them, making things worse, like saying stuff like “oh god what if it lays eggs on you” (not even in a cruel way, just in the unhelpful way people are like sometimes), and undoing the work the previous Human was doing to calm themselves

And the Vulcans just. snap a tiny bit, like a tiny “cease speaking.” a little more clipped than usual as they go to help the distressed Human

I just got a tiny weakness for Vulcans being a bit defensive and protective over emotional Humans still trying their best to be practical in situations despite their obvious emotions

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[lolilou-lagaf]

I love the spider mask

[milk5]

My CHRIST WAS A DRUID bumper sticker has been responsible for provoking several fender benders against myself. Thankfully this was all foretold through divination before I put the sticker on and thus the surprise of each incident was far lessened.

[hellogirls]

normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

[loodppaz]

I can just imagine Eddie in the 90s, a few years into dating Steve, and he tries to grow some facial hair with… mixed results. Steve hates it cuz it’s scratchy when they kiss and Eddie keeps making terrible jokes, like:

“Hey, Stevie?”

Steve is immediately suspicious, but says, “Yeah, Eds?”

Eddie looks downright devious. “I moustache you a question.”

And without missing a beat Steve responds, “Can you shave it for later?”

And that was the moment Eddie knew he was gonna marry that man

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Sis voice tho!

Originally posted by usedpimpa

[evansgarfield]

DOCTOR WHO

4.16 | The Waters of Mars (2005-)

[withbadhair]

I understand the appeal of unrequited Royjamie because obviously Jamie is very wet and pathetic and nobody wants him etc but I also don't really get it because Roy is OBSESSED with Jamie. Like insanely insanely obsessed. He fucked his ex-girlfriend, he tried to fuck his mom, he went out of his way to create a situation that would allow him to spend hours alone with him every day, he watched his TV show almost the entire time they were apart, he's fixated on his genitals, he ended his career overextending himself to tackle him, etc etc etc etc.... He's CRAZY

[atorionsbelt]

once roy has unrestricted access and hands on jamie unfortunately for everyone else they are going be permanently attached inside like this